Experience:
You hear that? Sounds like somebody's sheering
Henry:
[
seeing Grant as a Were-Sheep] Oh God no
Henry:
[
seeing millions of sheep run down the hill] Oh no
Henry:
What are you doing in here?
Angus Oldfield:
You wouldn't understand.
Experience:
You're a tree.
Henry:
I'm not a tree. I'm a fucking sheep!
Tucker:
If it wasn't for my gumboot!
Tucker:
What about the sheep?
Angus Oldfield:
Fuck the sheep!
Tucker:
No time for that bro. Go go go!
Experience:
I thought you of all people would appreciate efforts to deconstruct the colonialist paternalistic agrarian hierarchy that disenfranchises the Tangata Whenua and erodes the natural resources of Aotearoa.
[
Henry panics while under attack from a sheep]
Experience:
What is wrong with you?
Henry:
Ovinophobia, my therapist calls it.
Experience:
Well, what's that?
Henry:
Just the completely unfounded and irrational fear that one day *this* is going to happen!
Henry:
You fucker!
Angus Oldfield:
Actually it was a sperm sample.
Henry:
You wanker!
Henry:
What's that?
Experience:
Geranium: aromatherapy for uplift and hormonal balance.
Henry:
Do your hormones really need balancing?
Experience:
Considering I've been attacked by genetically-engineered monsters, jumped off a moving vehicle, been chased across a paddock, dragged into a torture chamber, pulled into a mountain of rotting flesh--yes, my hormones need fucking balancing.
Henry:
Are you OK?
Experience:
I won't be OK ever again.
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