Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience (2009)

User Rating:

1.3/10   

Director:

Bruce Hendricks

Release Date:

27 February 2009 (USA)

Genre:

Documentary | Music

Plot:

A 3-D concert film of the 2008 Jonas Brothers "Burning Up" concert tour, as well as documentary footage on the lives of the three brothers. |

Plot Keywords:

Brothers | Concert Film | Digit In Title | 3D In Title | Critically Bashed

Awards:

2 nominations

Cast

Kevin Jonas	...	Himself
Joe Jonas	...	Himself
Nick Jonas	...	Himself
John Lloyd Taylor	...	MD / Guitar
John Cahill Lawless	...	Drums
Ryan Matthew Liestman	...	Keyboards
Gregory Robert Garbowsky	...	Bass Guitar
Robert Feggans	...	Himself (as 'Big Rob' Feggans)
Demi Lovato	...	Herself
Taylor Swift	...	Herself
Caitlin Evanson	...	Taylor Swift's Fiddle Player
Ben Clark	...	Taylor Swift's Banjo Player
Denise Jonas	...	Herself
Caroline Buckman	...	Strings
Rebecca Cherry	...	Strings

Also Known As:

Untitled Jonas Brothers 3D Project (USA) (working title)

Runtime:

USA:76 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Sound Mix:

SDDS | DTS | Dolby Digital

Certification:

USA:G (certificate #45005) | Philippines:G (MTRCB) | Portugal:M/6 | Singapore:PG | UK:U | Ireland:G | USA:G (certificate #45348) | Argentina:Atp | Peru:PT | South Korea:All | New Zealand:G | Australia:G

Filming Locations:

Arrowhead Pond of Anaheim - 2695 E. Katella Avenue, Anaheim, California, USA

Company:

Walt Disney Pictures

Quotes:

Joe Jonas: [shakes table] Earthquake!
[shakes table again]
Joe Jonas: Aftershock!

Movie Connections:

Featured in Jonas Brothers Experience (2009) (TV)

If only there was a 0/10 option...

Face it folks, the Jonas brothers are atrocious. For anyone comparing them to LEGENDARY bands, you're forgetting a few things.

1. Legendary bands possess musical talent (i.e. they write their own music, have good voices, are skilled with instruments, etc)

2. Produce honest to god good music, are innovative, beautifully arrange their music, etc.

3. Are NOT whores of the Disney media machine. There's a reason they're plastered all over the Disney channel; it's because Disney is brainwashing their target audience (pre-pubescent girls) into thinking the music they make is good. IT ISN'T. It's rubbish...it's absolute rubbish. It actually manages to be more horrid than the trash boy-bands of the 90's put out. It flat out reeks of failure.

I'm a movie reviewer for my college newspaper, and to be perfectly honest, the movie was the worst piece of poorly scripted, overly cliché crap I've ever had the displeasure of viewing. Aside from the concert (which wasn't "incredible" chiefly because of their awful stage presence and even worse music) EVERY LINE was hand fed to these idiots. It's as if they were not capable of any conversation past the remedial level. In addition to that, the theatre was LOADED with girls who SCREAMED every time they came on the screen, it felt like there were over 9000 of them in there! God almighty...get over yourselves. Screaming at a screen isn't going to get you anywhere with and Jonas Failures

Want to see a real documented concert experience for a great band? Pop in Depeche Mode 101; an epic band who pushed the bounds of music in the 80's, and even today, and it's documented by one of the best, D.A. Pennybaker. Or, if that's music isn't your thing, listen to: Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Queen, Fleetwood Mac, U2, NIN, basically, anything that has the 3 criteria listed above. Not this spoon fed drivel passed along as "music" (which it isn't, it really, truly is awful)